Weight Lose Fast!

I am a fat person. For the life of me I don’t know what to do about it. I hate exercising. I keep trying to the best workout for fat loss, but it never works. I sound like an idiot.

I don’t get why people need to diet all the time. If we enjoy eating then by all means, eat ourselves to death. Of course, it’s not very popular with the slim crowd that I expect public healthcare to pay for my health problems when I get sick from being too fat because I don’t care about my weight.

Weight Lose Fast

But do diet pills work anyway? I think they will kill me sooner. Do diets work? They don’t and they are no fun. I like pancakes better. I like reading the newspaper, eating pancakes and sausages. Someday I will discover what it’s like to exercise, the correct workout, the healthy diet. I will find the fastest way to lose weight but it will not be today. Today I will eat and eat and eat and buy big clothes that cost more because there is more cloth. I will sit in front of my computer and play facebook games all day. That is who I am. That is what I will be. I will chronicle my ever increasing weight in this blog until I cannot get up from my chair then I hope when I blog for help, somebody will call the ambulance.